Transformers 2

There are two things that are simply amazing: The work of ILM and Digital Domain, and how the hell Michael Bay manages to stay employed. It seriously blows my mind to how one person can be so horrible at what they do and still be successful. I can sum up Transformers 2 by comparing it to a handful of women I have been on dates with; visually astounding with flawless visual perfection while at the same time I find myself desperately searching for a mute button.